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By ANI

New York, August 25 (ANI): It seems that Enrique Iglesias’ tiny penis has landed him a great deal.

The singer recently admitted to Esquire that because of his, under-endowment, he can “never find extra-small condoms.”

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Reuters

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was “difficult to predict”.

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Trendhunter Magazine

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If you’re going to be apart, here’s a way for women to keep their fantasies on you. Sometimes photos just won’t cut it, and now she’ll never have to go bed without her favourite part(ner). This one will last forever, and can be the start of a beautiful collection.

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Independent Online
iol.co.za

Edinburgh - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or “Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf”, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

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AFP

LOS ANGELES (AFP) - Nearly two decades after becoming the music world’s most famous naked swimming baby, California high school student Spencer Elden says he feels like a porn star.

The 17-year-old Los Angeles teenager was the centrepiece of one of the most iconic record sleeves of all time in 1991, when a photo of him swimming underwater graced the cover of Nirvana’s hit album “Nevermind.”

But Elden admitted in an interview with MTV.com that his small role in music history has given him mixed feelings.

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New York Post
By Andy Soltis

August 16, 2007 — Up for auction next week at a Beverly Hills gallery is a rare piece of pornographic prehistory - a 12,000-year-old walrus penis.

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Stuff.com.nz
By BEN FAWKES
The Dominion Post

An Auckland doctor sacked for emailing pictures of his genitals to a female friend can now be revealed as one of the world’s leading cardiologists, Harvey White.

Dr White was fired as director of coronary care and cardiovascular research at Auckland Hospital in May 2005, after pictures of his penis were discovered on his work computer.

Dr White took the pictures on his cellphone in the toilet at home before downloading them on to his work computer.

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Reuters

LONDON (Reuters) - British condom maker Futura Medical Plc said on Thursday that results of a study showed its new condom helped men have firmer and bigger erections, as well as a longer-lasting sexual experience.

Shares in the company, which specializes in sexual healthcare and pain relief, rose 14.5 percent to 59.25 pence on hopes the condom, which will be marketed by Durex condom-maker SSL International, could go on sale next year.

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By ADAM AASEN
The Times-Union

They were arrested after answering ads for an escort service

Using ads for an escort service, Jacksonville police arrested 33 men this week in an undercover prostitution sting. Among those arrested on soliciting prostitution charges are business executives, Navy men, a firefighter and a former high school basketball coach.

In the three-day operation that ended Wednesday, the Sheriff’s Office vice unit set up an escort service and waited for customers to respond to ads on Craigslist, an online classifieds site, and in the Times-Union.

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Mail & Guardian Online
By Adriaan Basson

If you live in the North West and are not a healthy person, the Bophelong Hospital in Mafikeng is the last place you should go.

The provincial department of health paid R1,7-million in the past financial year to eight patients who suffered from injuries caused by the negligence of doctors and hospital staff.

Minister of Health Manto Tshabalala-Msimang released this information in a written response to a question by Democratic Alliance MP Gareth Morgan about claims of negligence at state hospitals.

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From: Allafrica.com
By: The Voice (Francistown)
Chenjelani Baraedi

A Matsiloje man who ripped off the penis foreskin of a man he caught having sex with his wife was granted bail by a Francistown Magistrate’s court.

35-year-old Baena Ntshabeng was granted bail after the prosecution revealed that his victim was recovering from injuries sustained during the attack a month ago.

Inspector Mazibani told the court that Sehularo Rakgwasi, who was admitted at Nyangabwe hospital after the attack. was recently released and was recovering at his Matsiloje home.

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New York Post
By Roddy Boyd

A former Mitsubishi executive is suing his ex-em ployer because a co-worker allegedly took a picture of his penis after a booze-fueled karaoke bash - and his boss compared it to an “Italian sausage.”

In his suit filed in Manhattan federal court last month, James Bonomo, a former paper sales manager for Mitsubishi International Corp., alleged that his career effectively ended after the humiliating incident during what should have been a routine business trip to China in April 2005.

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Toronto Sun
By MARILYN LINTON

Snip, snip, snip. No other four letter word strikes such fear in the hearts of men.

When 20 years ago, various fathers in my circle of friends were contemplating vasectomies they would break into cold sweats. After much debate with their partners, appointments would be made, then cancelled, then made and cancelled yet again. Talk about Fear Factor!

“Statistically, we know that most men procrastinate for up to two years before surgery,” says Ottawa doctor Ronald Weiss who, this past year, has surpassed 20,000 vasectomies in his 15 -year career.

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